One day a Man named Tom fulp Took a Shit, Newgrounds was born, He then Made little boys to use newgrounds, then he made girls for the little boys to jerk off to, Then he created cars for little boys to come to his NG Cons, THEN he made himself a Queen, (April Fulp), He then Made a spawn with his Queen, "This boy shall rule over the Hell that is Newgrounds when I pass on to the next world!" Said Tom as April squeezed the baby boy through her Vag. ;3 Congrats tom.
I bought my Girlfriend on Craigslist.
Jake
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